Southerners turn on the heating | +50 degrees | Geordies sow the first seeds of spring |
| Southerners shiver uncontrollably | +40 | Geordies sunbathe on the Town Moor |
| Southerners’ cars won’t start | +30 | Geordies drive with the roof down |
| Southerners wear coats, gloves and woolly hats | +20 | Geordies swim in the North Sea |
| Southerners begin to evaculate | +10 | Geordies hold first BBQ of summer |
| Southern England closes down | <> <> 0 | Geordies throw on a t-shirt |
| Southerners cease to exist | -10 | Geordie lasses go up the toon for a nite out | <> <>
| David Attenborough produces new series | -80 | Geordies dig first leek trench of the year |
Even Attenborough gives up | -100 | Geordie lasses hoy on more lip gloss | <> <>
| Alcohol freezes | -173 | Geordies drink at home because the pubs shut |
| Microbiological life starts to disappear | -297 | Geordies start to think about t-shirt with long sleeves |
| All atomic motion stops | -460 | <> <> Geordie lasses hoy on fake tan |
| Hell freezes over | -500 | <> <> Sunderland win the cup |
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Life in a Cold Climate
A few weeks ago Bill showed me a cash point (ATM) that I'd not yet discovered. In the window of the shop next to it was a poster with a thermometer. I took a photo to share, but uncertain that the text would be legible, I've re-typed it. You'll have to imagine the thermometer in the middle.
Now you see what I have to deal with?
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1 comment:
Fantastic! You'll pick things up easy enough. Though if you can ever actually understand what a Geordie is saying to you when they speak, my, then my hat will off to you! Cool Blog.
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