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Southerners turn on the heating | +50 degrees | Geordies sow the first seeds of spring |
Southerners shiver uncontrollably | +40 | Geordies sunbathe on the Town Moor |
Southerners’ cars won’t start | +30 | Geordies drive with the roof down |
Southerners wear coats, gloves and woolly hats | +20 | Geordies swim in the North Sea |
Southerners begin to evaculate | +10 | Geordies hold first BBQ of summer |
Southern England closes down | 0 | Geordies throw on a t-shirt |
Southerners cease to exist | -10 | Geordie lasses go up the toon for a nite out |
David Attenborough produces new series | -80 | Geordies dig first leek trench of the year |
Even Attenborough gives up | -100 | Geordie lasses hoy on more lip gloss |
Alcohol freezes | -173 | Geordies drink at home because the pubs shut |
Microbiological life starts to disappear | -297 | Geordies start to think about t-shirt with long sleeves |
All atomic motion stops | -460 | Geordie lasses hoy on fake tan |
Hell freezes over | -500 | Sunderland win the cup |
1 comment:
Fantastic! You'll pick things up easy enough. Though if you can ever actually understand what a Geordie is saying to you when they speak, my, then my hat will off to you! Cool Blog.
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